on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

wilsonnthesassycat:

wilsonnthesassycat:

You can’t say happiness without saying “ha, penis”

this will be a successful text post I can feel it

(via darrehcriss)

shimmytherobot:

rumour:

has it

i remember one time i saw this post and i didnt understand it and it made me so mad that i started screaming because it had 40,000 notes but it didnt seem funny and i accidentally broke all the legs on the chair i was sitting in

(via dandywhoreholes)

Well we did it tumblr, finally an accurate GIF about getting your period

sitdownslut-feedyourfish:

brave-coeur-de-rouge:

the-winchester-initiative:

loveabovelooks:

supernaturallychallenged:

  

THIS IS FACT

What makes it even better is the one causing it is satan

i can’t even put into words how accurate this is

I bet this post has pretty much traumatized the male population of tumblr

(Source: levicastiel, via respira-facile)

“The reality is that so-called pro-life movement is not about saving babies. It’s about punishing women for having sex. That’s why they oppose birth control. That’s why they want to ban abortion even though doing so will simply drive women to have dangerous back alley abortions. That’s why they want to penalize women who take public assistance and then dare to have sex, leaving an exemption for those who become pregnant from rape. It’s not about babies. If it were about babies, they would be making access to birth control widespread and free and creating a comprehensive social safety net so that no woman finds herself with a pregnancy she can’t afford. They would be raising money for research on why half of all zygotes fail to implant and working to prevent miscarriages. It’s not about babies. It’s about controlling women. It’s about making sure they have consequences for having unapproved sex.”
– “How I Lost Faith in the Pro-Life Movement” by Libby Anne (via albinwonderland)

(Source: possibilitygirl, via chemical-burn)